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Tyler Durden: Where'd you go, psycho boy?
Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.

nah I'm 20. love to nap and eat and read. and I have a soft spot for the pursuit of knowledge.

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Sometimes I feel so broken inside. And sometimes I feel like Beyonce wouldn’t mind hanging out with me

allteensrelate:

epilogueorsomething:

allteensrelate:

I don’t care who you are if you take my last nugget or slice of pizza you are dead to me

Even your grandmother?

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(via allons-y-said-he)

spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

(via allons-y-said-he)

holywatersupersoakers:

greatestshowinthegalaxy:

greatestshowinthegalaxy:

FUCK so at work my job is to shop for customers who put in an order for groceries online and so this one lady wanted a wine called “hella fine” and i was like no fucking way this is a joke and i get to the wine section and there is a fuckin wine called hella fine I can’t believe it. incredible

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i wasn’t kidding

but is hella fine a hella fine wine

(Source: commanderrdata, via human)

wilwheaton:

blacksupervillain:

blacksupervillain:

hussieologist:

jcoleknowsbest:

hussieologist:

jcoleknowsbest:

talesofthestarshipregeneration:

darvinasafo:

Darren Hunt of Utah

The murder of young Black Men by police continues.

oh for fucks SAKE

Y’all he was shot in the back…. HE WAS SHOT IN THE BACK…

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/58409680-78/family-hunt-moss-police.html.csp

He was carrying a sword? This mf in my geography class carried a sword to class everyday and when I expressed my discomfort it was dismissed. But this brotha was shot in the back.

and it was a blunted sword.. couldn’t have cut anybody… but white people walking around with loaded rifles in target…

Exactly! This is evil.

Damn. Niggas can’t even cosplay anymore? I would love to see the cosplay community say something about this but that definitely won’t happen

Also: this paper is edited by a clown. It should’ve been in the first fucking paragraph that this dude was cosplaying. I’m reading this shit wondering why the fuck this negro is walking down the street with a sword and obvious answer is hidden almost at the en of the article.

This dude was cosplaying.

He was dressed up in a costume.

Should all black people just stay home on Halloween this year?

Friendly reminder that the police shot a black cosplayer in the back

Jesus Christ, American law enforcement. Get your fucking shit together.

(via allons-y-said-he)

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

Yo he looks like the cow. Just not laughing.

And black

And human

I guess not like the cow 😒

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via allons-y-said-he)

conelradstation:

George Carlin, Jammin’ In New York, 1992

(via bitchsuckmy-diskitt)

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

Reblog twice in the same day. Once because ita real. Twice because I’m trying to figure out do I save up to pay my car note or spend 2 bucks on candy

(via heart)

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

(via bitchsuckmy-diskitt)

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

(via bitchsuckmy-diskitt)

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