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Tyler Durden: Where'd you go, psycho boy?
Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.

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mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

(Source: nowyuokno, via human)

tumblinwithdesty:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.

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Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451  (via loav)

(Source: larmoyante, via buonafortuna-tesoro)

How do you get so empty? Who takes it out of you?

didithurtwhenyoufellfordean:

tennants-hair:

destielcult:

zeppstiel:

journeyintohiddlestiel:

veganoatmeal:

Wondering whether Castiel’s last line to Dean will be, “Hello, Dean” or “Goodbye, Dean.”

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“Dean I-“

DON’T.

YOU MADE TWO FANDOMS CRY IN ONE COMMENT. SHOULD I APPLAUD YOU OR HATE YOU ?

I HAVE NEVER EVEN SEEN AN EPISODE OF DOCTOR WHO AND THIS COMMENT MADE ME SAD

(via theconsultingbadwolf)

jxcker:

puffymind:

haanigram:

THE LAST EPISODE OF FUTURAMA 1999 - 2013

I legit cried

(via blinxesworld)

Its crazy how I’m trying to push her out of my life so I can move on but every time I see her accidentally I go back to being obsessed with her and seeing her on purpose

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

(Source: felixdawkins23, via buonafortuna-tesoro)

Anonymous asked: Okay so there's this guy who I like mind of talk to and I really really like him. Like he's totally perfect for me. We are so compatible. Even all of my friends ship us. I've dealt with pretty bad stuff with guys before and I don't want this to also end in me humiliating myself and crying and hating myself/life. Anyways I really want this to work out but I'm so socially awkward and I don't know what to say to him. Like what do I do!? HELP ME I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.


Answer:

human:

you must find common ground.. i really suck at this but if you guys are comparable like you said you shouldnt feel awkkk.. remember: its not awk unless you make it awk x 

I fully support this advice

Anonymous asked: how do you do that thing where you talk to people?


Answer:

human:

u use ur mouth 

Or your hands if your mute or lazy

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